Metaphysical Monthday: Month 1

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You may have noticed a subtle change in the title of this column. You may have also noticed I haven’t posted a Metaphysical Monday for several weeks. Both of these situations exist because I’m working hard at turning Kafka’s Metamorphosis into a reality. It’s taking longer than it did in the book, but so far, I am successful: my body is slowly turning into a bug. A beetle, actually. Sadly, not a Beatle.

Anywho, the point of all this is that I’m planning to write Metaphysical Monthday once every month. I don’t know which Monday of the month it’ll be. But in this column, you can track my progress as I slowly change from a famous, filthy rich, massively sexy Rock Star into a filthy, hideous beetle that disgusts everyone who sees me. So I’ll see you at the next Metaphysical Monthday.

Don’t forget to bring the popcorn!