Brandon says:

I totally see it now……

A guy in a three piece suit and a wicked good smile drives the streets in his converted Ice Cream truck now dubbed the “Jesus Mobile”. Instead of throwing bottles or rocks he picks up “Tracts” and hurls them at nonbelievers, sometimes knocking them down (they’re heavy Tracts mind you). When he parks the Jesus mobile, he starts “running” the streets in his spit shined leather shoes, passing out bibles violently, sometimes knocking over pedestrians. For his weapon, he carries a microwave emitting weapon known as the “Holy Roller” that literally rolls people over. It’s a non lethal weapon that knocks non christians on their butt, allowing enough time for Mr. Christian to slap a tract on them. When he cruises the “seedy part of town” (Bars, Strip Joints, Clubs), he turns on the Jesus Blaster in his Jesus Mobile and literally blasts the glass windows right off their frames on the intended establishment he is trying to “reach”. Once the Jesus Blaster is fired, everyone inside the “seedy” bars or clubs comes running out allowing you just enough time to either slap a tract on them or fire the “Holy Roller” in their direction. For main bosses, you have the EMOtater, an Emo obbsessed boy or girl that rules the streets with their black ensembles and black eyeliner. Their weapon of choice is the “Cry Baby” gun that fires musical notes from the latest My Chemical Romance album at you. No worries, all you need to do is fire up the Holy Roller, gather up some tracts and get out your “Super Bible” for some good smackdown fun. Once the EMOtater is defeated, you’re given 1 minute to convert him or else he gathers back his full strength. You can convert him in two different ways: Max out your Holy Roller Gun and fire a special attack move or get out the “Holy Springs Water Bottle”(Glass bottle would be too violent) and throw it at The EMOtater. Once he is “converted”, he is given a three piece suit, leather shoes, black tie, and a wicked good smile. His hair is cut short and the makeup wiped clean. He is now MR. CHRISTIAN. The same moves can be made on all the main bosses like PUNKtastic, METALman, or RAPadoodle. Slowly, one by one, your army grows with these newly converted followers. You can easily switch positions with any of the newly converted and take on their personas (each one has a distinct flavor). Stay tuned for an update on the music soundtrack…….

Brandon says:

I remember my mom bought me some Christian Nintendo game when I was young. I forget the name of it but it was old school. The graphics and gameplay were horrible.